Dave,
you left out the part when I shoved the dwarf's head (a fellow party member) into the ceiling of the bar and he stuck. The only reason I used the table was because I forgot who I was fighting a decided it was easier to hit as many people at once as I could.
You also forgot why the drow way hiding in the oven was because as we were sneaking into the castle he kept insulting me, saying anything beyond 'coin - kill - door' was too much for my simple ogre mind so I passed you a note that said
'count to 10 then sneeze
the drow hid in the oven I made it out the front door chopping the heads of things all the way
NADZ -
.5 ogre John 'Smasher' Grond a.k. Blutark!
you left out the part when I shoved the dwarf's head (a fellow party member) into the ceiling of the bar and he stuck. The only reason I used the table was because I forgot who I was fighting a decided it was easier to hit as many people at once as I could.
You also forgot why the drow way hiding in the oven was because as we were sneaking into the castle he kept insulting me, saying anything beyond 'coin - kill - door' was too much for my simple ogre mind so I passed you a note that said
'count to 10 then sneeze
the drow hid in the oven I made it out the front door chopping the heads of things all the way
NADZ -
.5 ogre John 'Smasher' Grond a.k. Blutark!